Mornin.. hi there everybody..havin a nice day yet? maybe this will help....
heard a couple of funny ones from the Indy Trade Show.. thought i would
share:
Heard SUNL called the police on five SUNL dealers who actually had the
balls to
ask SUNL for the parts they promised to supply because they actually
wanted to
back the pathetic 30 day warranties and help people fix their sh*t not IF
but
when it breaks. My compliments gentlemen. At least some people still have
honor
even if they do sell SUCKL trash ... anybody know their names... I want to
buy
them a beer.. at least they try....!
A victim walks into a SLIMELL dealer and believes the SLIMESMAN that the
SLGK-70
Super-Turd Fireball is "backed up" by the finest customer servicing that
is on
the market today (never mind tomorrow). The victim pulls out his wallet
and
pays. The Super-Turd arrives at his door three weeks later and the victim
assembles it for his kids last and final birthday. The SLGK-70 Super-Turd
Fireball Kart falls apart and burns at 2 days right on schedule and the
victim
says cool cause its covered by the SLIMELL warranty.. cause the SLIMESMAN
said
so.. he walks into the toxic waste dump in Richardson and tells the
SLIMESMAN
that it broke and he needs the parts.. the SLIMESMAN says "oh boy" follow
me..
the victim says "cool". The SLIMESMAN takes him in the door and points to
a pile
of carc***** on the floor and says pick the bones of the one we ripped you
off
on and I will see if I can find YOU some tools to pull things apart... in
the
mean time I will start the list..... the victim says "WHAT LIST?".. the
SLIMELL
SLIMESMAN says didn't you understand the terms of the ripoff?....let me
explain
clearly.... this is SLIMELL and nothin is free. The victims says "but what
about
the warranty you lied about?" The SLIMESMAN says well its like this..and I
will
get the paperwork started and show ya.. now since you are bent over please
drop
your drawers and pick either the grease or the oil on the floor and grease
your
cheeks while I finish these 18 pages.. the victims says "what 18 pages"..
SLIMESMAN says the first one is a bill for coming back, multiple
lubricants and
labor..the victim says "what?". The SLIMESMAN says....while we are waiting
for
the wrench to get here from China by boat in at least 90 days plus... we
are
going to follow SLIMELL Corp company policy to the letter and make sure
that
every SLIMELL employee makes it perfectly plain to you exactly what our
policy
is on victims who RETURN, who dare to ask for PARTS, ask for SERVICE or
use the
words "what about my pathetic 30 day warranty?".
The other 17 page list is of who get to mount you and at the distribution
warehouse when we get done abusing you here and in what order.. oh and we
don't
care if you DON'T have a nice day....moral of the story....SOME PEOPLE
DON'T
HAVE ANY.
Now to be fair.. there are those few out there who do care about quality
and do
keep their word about parts and service even if the warranty is only 30
days AS
WELL AS AFTER ITS UP... to those people ... GOOD JOB.. you are truly
awesome...
you know who you are .. and I humbly apologize...BUT, to those who piss in
the
faces of those less informed or less fortunate I apologise for nothin. If
your
word is as worthless as about half your products then you get what you
deserve.
Oh gotta go I hear thunder....and my computer doesnt like lightning....
but then
again .. it may be something else... THE RUMBLE YOU HEAR MAY BE THE
THOUSANDS OF
PISSED OFF PEOPLE THAT GOT PISSED ON BY SUNL... we shall see.... play
safe, be
well. AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE feel free to pass this along TO EVERYONE
YOU
KNOW. AND FINALLY to my favorite girl Christine in farm town, as well as
last
but not least my old bud Chris..A QUESTION..... havin a nice day yet?
